This week I returned to Clockwise, joining Aleen Simms, Dan Moren and Mikah Sargent. We discussed essential travel tech, romantically technical (or perhaps, technically romantic?) gestures, technology disappointments, and the HomePod.
Clockwise is always fun to listen to and hugely fun to appear on. As I say every time, if you haven’t tried it, you really should.
I have some questions.
- Where does the money come from to buy firearms for these teachers?
- Where does the money come from to buy ammunition for these teachers?
- Where does the money come from to train these teachers?
- How much training is required?
- Who is doing the training?
- How are the trainers compensated for their time doing the training?
- Given most taxpayers won’t give money to cover basic school supplies, what makes you think they’ll be willing to give money for firearms?
- How much ammunition does a teacher get rationed?
- Can they bring in their own firearms? Their own ammunition?
- How do we regulate their own firearms, ensuring safety, adequacy, etc?
- Where do the guns get stored? How do we prevent children from getting them?
- If they’re in a safe, doesn’t that defeat the point? Couldn’t that be a life-or-death delay to access them?
- If they’re holstered, what if a teacher’s clothing doesn’t permit wearing a concealed holster?
- If they’re holstered, what if a teacher doesn’t want to open carry?
- If they’re holstered and open carried, how does a teacher ensure that an angry student doesn’t take their firearm?
- Actually, that’s true no matter where the gun is.
- If the gun is in a safe, who has the key?
- If it’s a combination, what happens if the teacher forgets the combination?
- If there is a master key, like there is for classrooms, who holds the master key?
- What if the master key is compromised?
- What if one or more teachers doesn’t have a particular affinity for the idea of shooting a student?
- Are teachers allowed to shoot first? Or only after they hear gunfire?
- As the husband of a teacher, I can assure you that teaching is one of the most stressful, thankless, and unfairly compensated jobs in the world. How do we prevent a teacher from losing their cool one day and using their firearm, unprovoked?
- What if a teacher is the one doing the shooting, since, you know, they have a gun at their side at all times? How can other teachers know if the first teacher is firing in self-defense or in an act of aggression?
- Regardless, how do teachers know who the good guy is, and who the bad guy is? How do we ensure there’s no friendly fire?
- What if the bad guy is surrounded by hostages? Are they expected to engage anyway?
- What happens if a student is in a hallway between two teachers’ rooms? Who shoots? How do they avoid friendly crossfire?
- If Chris Kyle, a highly trained marksman, and good guy with a gun, was gunned down in a shooting range, surrounded by other good guys with guns… what makes you think an (at best) amateur marksman will fare better?
- What if it’s… stay with me here… maybe not a good idea to put more guns into society?
- What if having hundreds of guns in a single building is… bear with me now… not a great fucking idea? What if that building was filled with our children? Doesn’t that make it… an even worse fucking idea?
- What if we’re… I dunno… not terribly comfortable with training our teachers how to quickly and effectively kill our children? (This one was stolen from Twitter)
- What if the perpetrator is only threatening to use a gun? What’s the rules of engagement?
- What about a fight between students? Can the teacher escalate? What if one of the students has a knife?
- Do janitors, administrators, guidance counselors, all get firearms?
From and inspired by Michael Smith:
- Who pays for lawyers after an incident occurs? What if the gun is a personal one and not a school-issued one? Is the teacher responsible for their own defense, or does their city/county/state have to pay to defend them?
Once you guys have answers to all of these, let me know.
Thanks in advance.
I grew up in an extremely affluent county in Connecticut. When I was in high school, we used donated paper from the Danbury Hospital Radiology Department from about March until the end of the year. Because we couldn’t afford paper anymore. Because the repeated votes to increase our taxes were voted down. Every time. By rich people. ↩
Despite being a bit overwhelmed lately, I wasn’t about to pass up on the chance to take a week-long spin in another Alfa Romeo. Before, it was Alfa’s hot rod sedan. This time, I was able to get seat time in their SUV, an Alfa Romeo Stelvio Ti.
As with last time, I’ve put together a short video about the Stelvio. I’m pretty pleased with how this turned out; I’ve (mostly) sorted out my audio issues and have learned some new tricks. Just like last time, I’m happy to hear any constructive feedback that you may have, if you’re intersted in sharing.
An Alfa Romeo… SUV?
Indeed. Take the Giulia that I tested a few months ago, lift it up, and hope for the best. Much to my surprise, most of these hopes were answered; the Stelvio was a stunningly passionate drive for what it was. SUVs are not supposed to be this, well, zippy.
The Stelvio’s ~300 HP would be a lot for a sedan, but doesn’t seem particularly overwhelming for a heavy, all wheel drive SUV. However, once the Stelvio’s turbocharger started to make boost, it was surprisingly adept at getting out of its own way.
Most surprisingly was the Stelvio’s sure-footedness on the road. Upon closer inspection, I shouldn’t have been so surprised. The Alfa Romeo isn’t the only thing named Stelvio: it bears the name of the Stelvio Pass. Avid Top Gear nerds may be scratching their heads right now, as this should sound familiar. The Stelvio Pass was — 🚨 SPOILER ALERT 🚨 — named by Top Gear as the best driving road in the world.
The Stelvio handled extraordinarily well given its height. I never felt like the center of gravity was at waist level, as I do in most other SUVs I’ve driven. In the Stelvio, I felt like the center of gravity was at the floorboard at worst. Body roll was virtually nonexistant.
All of this led to the Stelvio being a very confident drive. Generally speaking, I was only ever-so-rarely reminded that I was driving a tall SUV; left to its own devices my brain’s autopilot computed turn-in speeds roughly equivalent to my BMW sedan.
One of the slogans for the Stelvio is The SUV for the S-Curves. As 🙄 eye-roll-inducing 🙄 as that may be, it proved to be absolutely true.
The interior in so many ways felt extremely similar. There were a few small changes on the inside, some of which were really wonderful.
Most notably the substitution of a truly lovely dark oak trim in lieu of the standard-issue hot-rod carbon fiber from the Giulia Quadrifoglio. I can’t speak highly enough of this oak trim; it lent an air of sophistication to the Stelvio that a traditional dark wood trim would not have. Perhaps this is my bias against brown woods showing, but that oak was my favorite interior trim ever.
Additionally, the panoramic sunroof was nice. I dearly missed having a sunroof in the Giulia Quadrifoglio. Many of my friends prefer “slicktops”, but to me, a car without a sunroof is not a car I want to own. The Giulia got a pass thanks to its tremendous drivetrain; the Stelvio would not have.
Thankfully, the sunroof is there, and it’s huge. I was surprised by how little it would actually open — most of the sunroof area was non-moving glass. However, it was enough, and the powered sunshade was a really lovely compromise of light-permitting but not light-emitting.
Second only to the oak trim, I also really loved that there was a smartphone "holster" between the cup holders. You can see this in my video, and it’s one of those great ideas that’s obvious in retrospect. It’s frustrating in my car that I don’t have any particularly good place to lay my phone; the upright holster between the cupholders in the Stelvio was perfect, and damn clever.
The as-tested price for my borrowed Stelvio was around $55,000. Not an entirely unreasonable sum for a modern, zippy, European SUV. However, there were some features that I felt should absolutely have been in this price bracket, but were missing:
A birds-eye-view parking camera
Autonomous driving features
Remote control via smartphone app
(Though the Stelvio did have a remote start button on its keyfob)
Some of these features can be had in entry-level economy cars for little-to-no extra money. To see them missing from a car that’s north of $50k is more than a bit frustrating. Perhaps not a do-or-die issue, but it was enough to give me pause.
I’m not a SUV kind of guy. I like my cars low, fast, and reasonably small. The Stelvio, however, was very much the spiritual equivalent of that very set of traits. It was not huge, but not small. It was quicker than expected, if not outright fast. It handled stunningly well for a car as tall as it is.
So who is the Stelvio for? To my eyes, it’s a great car for someone who would generally consider a BMW X3, but wants something, well, interesting. Perhaps you fancy yourself a connoisseur. Or maybe you just like to think different. Assuming modern Alfa Romeo can put behind the reliability gremlins of its past, the Stelvio is certainly an interesting choice, if nothing else.
A little over three years ago, I wrote about the moment when Declan was placed on Erin’s chest for skin-to-skin, shortly after his birth. In one very lucky picture, I was able to capture the most pure expression of euphoria on Erin’s face.
Then, we were first-time parents. Now, we’re new parents again; this time, because of Mikaela. Though we’re not first-time parents, we’re now first-time parents of siblings.
I had been excited for Declan to meet Mikaela for months before she was born. I didn’t know what was going to happen, but I had a feeling it was going to be pretty special.
Erin took this shot of me wiping away tears as I watched Declan hold Mikaela for the very first time. Much like Erin when Declan was placed on her three years ago, this was my moment. This was my euphoria.
Parenting a toddler and an infant is already proving to be challenging in a litany of ways neither of us really expected. It’s already exhausting. Nonetheless, we are extremely lucky. We have had two children — both through absolute miracles of science — after assuming that we would never be able to have even one. Even when it’s frustrating, life is good. In this particular moment, life was amazing.
Mikaela Charlotte Liss. Born very early on Thursday morning. She weighed in at 9 pounds, 10.5 ounces and was 21 inches long.
I’m fulfilled. Somewhere deep down, even after Declan, I knew our little family wasn’t quite complete. Now that Mikaela is here, I am — and we all are — whole.
This week I returned to Clockwise, joining Lory Gil, Dan Moren and Mikah Sargent. We discussed wishes for Apple for 2018, personal tech stories from the holidays, apps that delight us, and running virtual machines.
If you’ve somehow missed out on Clockwise, you’re doing yourself a disservice. Clockwise is a fun and fast-paced show, that never lasts more than a half hour. Even the most busy podcast listening schedules can — and should! — be able to squeeze Clockwise in.
When the Apple Watch Series 3 with LTE was first announced, the LTE service was advertised as “10 dollars per month”. This has turned out to be, well, sorta true. At least, on AT&T.
The first full month of Apple Watch ownership, I looked at my bill and noticed—to my horror—that the “$10 per month” was not inclusive of fees and charges. Since the Watch has its own cellular line, it has a plethora of these fees. So many of them, in fact, that my first full month’s bill was $17. I lamented this on ATP (Overcast timestamp link) when it happened.
I didn’t want to make too big a stink about it, because it was the first full month’s bill, and I wasn’t sure if it was really indicative of the true cost. Having waited a few months now, the last couple of watch bills have indeed leveled out.
AT&T charges me $14.19 per month to have LTE service on my Apple Watch in Virginia.
Here’s the relevant excerpt of my bill:
This is really preposterous. My understanding is that other carriers, such as the self-proclaimed “uncarrier”, T-Mobile, charges exactly $10/month. It would appear they just take earnings on whatever is remaining of the $10 after taxes and fees. Naturally, the customer-hostile AT&T does no such thing.
These unspoken-for fees really piss me off, and though I understand that these are AT&T’s fault, it’s hard not to feel like Apple sold me a bill of goods but didn’t end up really delivering. Having re-watched the keynote, Apple was smart enough not to say anything specific about pricing during the event, but the dim-witted consumer in me didn’t remember it that way.
I friggin love my Apple Watch Series 3, and I friggin love going for jogs with just my Watch and AirPods. It’s really game changing. But it does chap my ass seeing this AT&T bill every single month.
The Alfa Romeo Giulia is, in some ways, a moonshot by Alfa Romeo. For Americans, we haven’t seen an Alfa Romeo sedan in a very long time. The Alfa Romeos that we have seen have been coupes or convertibles, and they have been very rare. The Giulia—and the Stelvio—are Alfa Romeo’s attempts to recapture the American market.
Thanks to a friend, I was able to get seat time for a week in a 2017 Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio. The experience of getting a press car is likely going to be a blog post in and of itself, but for today, I want to talk about the car.
If you’d like to hear and see me talk about the car, please check out my first car review video on YouTube:
This is my first effort at doing, well, anything like this. The video has some areas for improvement, but I’m proud of it. I hope it comes across as a great starting point for something big, because that’s what I think it is.
If you’d like to give me feedback about the video, please contact me.
What is this?
The Giulia, in general, is in many ways a competitor to my current car: the BMW 3-series. Though it felt a bit larger than my E90, it definitely felt as though it was in the same segment. Interestingly, much like the 3-series, the Giulia has quite a broad reach. The “beater” model is $38k, which is aspirational but attainable for many people. The range continues all the way up to the car I tested, the Quadrifoglio, which starts at almost $75k.
The car I drove is in many ways a BMW M3 competitor. An M3 competitor with a 500+ HP twin-turbo V6 that is—by all reports—sourced from the Ferrari California. In many ways, the Giulia Quadrifoglio is not shy about the notion that it’s chasing, and possibly catching, the M3.
So much of the Giulia felt eerily familiar to me. As has been said, great artists steal, and Italy is nothing if not a country of great artists. In this case, the interior designer clearly stole from BMW. To my admittedly biased eyes, that’s a great place to steal from.
The infotainment was a knockoff of BMW’s iDrive. It wasn’t as nice, nor as intuitive, but it was nice enough and intuitive enough to keep me from getting infuriated. In fact, the only thing that really drove me bananas was being compelled to manually re-enter Bluetooth audio mode (to listen to audio from my iPhone) every time the car was started.
Otherwise, the interior was nice. The build quality felt great and easily on par with its German neighbors. Switchgear felt great and was obviously located.
There was some Italian flair, of course. The steering wheel is flat-bottomed. The start/stop button is on the wheel, rather than on the console. The turn signals would return to center—much like BMW—but could only be canceled by pushing the opposite direction. (My car lets you cancel by re-engaging the signal in either direction.) Even at the end of the week, it infuriated me.
Nevertheless, cars aren’t really about their interior, and the Quadrifoglio is definitely not. It’s about being on the road.
Driving the Giulia was an interesting experience, because it was driving
three four different cars all at once. The Quadrifoglio has a drive
mode selector—as most cars of this caliber—that carries the
cutsey labels of DNA:
Sporty but still approachable
- Advanced Efficiency
In case you’re feeling frugal in your twin-turbo V6
Additionally, there is a fourth mode available:
Hold onto your butts
When Race mode is engaged, the exhaust gets louder, and has a different pitch. Stability control is turned off. Traction control is turned off. The car is 100% raw, and is 130% ready to murder you. There is no way to turn traction nor stability control back on. When you’re in Race mode, there is no turning back.
One thing I wished so badly was for the car to have the ability to use the Race mode exhaust, throttle response, engine timing, and everything else, but not disable traction nor stability control. I know my skills, and they left me wanting. I need a parachute.
However, the Quadrifoglio in full attack mode is vicious. The shifts are nearly instant, and the response is too instant for a forced induction car, unless you’re really low in the rev range. Whenever I hit redline, the car felt like it had much more to give. It was champing at the bit, begging for more.
500+ HP will do that to you.
Furthermore, despite the car having one of the much-maligned electric power steering systems, I actually couldn’t tell. During the time I had the Giulia, before I looked up what kind of power steering it used, I wasn’t sure by feel alone if it was hydraulic or electric. Thinking about it, that’s about the biggest compliment I can pay the steering.
But let’s take a step back:
The shifts are nearly instant
Why… why are the shifts something that’s happening to me? Are you telling me this car isn’t a three-pedal car‽
The ZF 8-speed
This car absolutely has an Achilles heel, and it is the transmission.
Or does it?
I’ve been a devout driver of standard transmission cars for my entire life. I don’t want to buy anything else, ever. I hate relinquishing the control of the car to a computer. I want to be the one that decides when to shift. I want to be the one that is challenged to shift effectively, quickly, and smoothly. I want it to be all about me.
Stop the review, I’m out.
Except, maybe not.
I had heard many, many times in the past that the ZF 8-speed, used in many modern BMWs among others, is really good. Like, really good. I remained skeptical, though. Give me a clutch pedal—even a computer-operated one—or give me death.
After a week with the Giulia, I’m not so sure I was right.
The Giulia Quadrifoglio is a stunningly, stunningly fun car to drive. And though
I occasionally missed rowing my own, often times, just wrenching back on the
+ paddle gave me nearly the exact same feeling. Sure, there are few things in
the world that can match a perfect, heel-toe, rev-matched downshift. But holy
hell, hearing and feeling this thing rip through the gears, pulling on the paddles
like the leash on a rabid dog, was amazing fun.
Which gave me pause.
My entire life, I’ve defined myself in many ways, not the least of which is my
preference insistence on driving a manual transmission. I sneered at all
the old mustachioed men in their automatic Corvettes, buying a car that was
ostensibly about performance, but in reality about showing off. I snickered
every time I saw a DCT M3 outside of the track, attributing the choice to
laziness or ineptitude rather than performance.
Now, I’m not sure what to think.
I had so much fun in the Quadrifoglio. More fun than I ever expected. To be sure, I expected to have quite a lot of fun. But as it turns out, a properly tuned automatic, which favors locking itself up as often as possible, can get me 80% or 90% of the way to perfection. In fact, it can make me happy in ways a stick can’t, particularly in traffic.
The Giulia Quadrifoglio made me rethink what I thought about transmissions.
What I thought about cars.
What I thought, and think, about myself.
Which is a hell of a lot to get out of a week with a hunk of metal.
The wonderful organization, App Camp for Girls, has been interviewing various people in the field as part of their “Fireside Chat” series. My interview was just posted, and I’m happy with how it turned out.
There’s a ton of great interviews; be prepared to lose a couple hours to all of them.
Also worth noting, App Camp for Girls is currently raising money to expand to three more cities by 2020. App Camp’s mission is to promote gender equality in technology, which is something everyone should be able to throw their weight (and money) behind.
If you have even a dollar to spare, please support AC4G. I have.
When we set out to do Neutral, what we hoped to be creating was what Wheel Bearings actually is. Informed hosts, with diverse opinions, talking about all things automotive. Between Sam and Dan Roth, there is not only tremendous knowledge (which we lacked) and access to press cars (which we lacked).
On this episode of Wheel Bearings, we discuss the Alfa that I borrowed, and I pick a fight about Volvo’s Sensus infotainment system. When Dan and Sam could get a word in edgewise, they discussed the cars they’ve been driving recently, as well as Sam’s experience in an automated vehicle.
Wheel Bearings is a great show you should always listen to, and I like to think this is a great introductory episode.